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Seth and Ryan may have been the Tiger Beat boys, but any true fan knows Sandy was the real dreamboat.
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“He is the most wonderful, sensitive, sweet— and you don’t even appreciate him!!”
—words uttered about fictitious characters portrayed by Chris Brown that would never, ever be said about absolutely anything related to Chris Brown today
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Only one person in this picture is not terrible.
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The more you stare at Seth Cohen, the less you understand his former heartthrob status.
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Marissa: Whoa. Did you do all this?
Ryan: I had some help but, yeah. You like it?
Marissa: Yeah, I like it. You wanna know how much?Day 22 - Favorite Romantic Gesture (Part 2) | The End of Innocence
Marissa finally having sex with Ryan is totally her symbolic loss of innocence after she fucked Luke, almost killed herself, got drunk like every day, stole shit, went to rehab, fucked a girl, shot a dude and got kicked out of school. THIS WAS JUST THE LAST THING LEFT. GOODBYE, PURITY, RIGHT?
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“We just really need something to divert Seth’s attention for five seconds.”
“Let’s just get some chick to dress up like an alien in the middle of desert California.”
“Genius. That so happens.”
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The only thing worse than the writing on The O.C. is the writing in a novelization of The O.C.
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No matter how hard they try to be decent parents, the inescapable immaturity of adults in Orange County repeatedly makes for a great deus ex machina when your child has decided to throw a rager out of nowhere.
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So the fact that Che is terrible is supposed to be some kind of dramatic, shocking reveal? Come ON, it was a dead giveaway that a FRESHMAN AT BROWN WHO DECIDES TO NAME HIMSELF AFTER A REVOLUTIONARY WHOSE CAUSES HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND is terrible.
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Fancy parties run by rich housewives in their forties are SO hip. I mean they totally played the new Sufjan Stevens bootleg in its entirety at the last one I went to. But after that I so don’t care about Sufjan Stevens anymore because, yuck, old people, right?
